This will, hopefully, be the first in line of my regular line of blog updates. Which should continue…regularly.
Ah yes, those of you familiar with the song “It Ends Tonight” (watch it here) by the All-American Rejects would perhaps…like our parody of it. Enjoy!
“The Pants are Tight”
(Verse 1)
These Levi Jeans,
They Strangle Me
I don’t have any room at all…
My girlfriend bought ‘em
For $3.70
At a clearance sale in a mall
(Pre-Chorus)
Have trouble breathing
My jewels are shrinking…
It’s not my fault I’m just big boned
It’s just not working
Weight’s unnerving
I think they’re going to blow
(Chorus)
No matter how I fight
The pants are tight (x2)
It’ll be alright
Have less to bite
The pants are tight (x2)
(Verse 2)
Now time has passed
And I’ve dieted
It’s time to try those pants again
But what is this?
They just won’t fit
I don’t know why I tried so hard…
(Then go to Pre-Chorus, then Chorus)
(Bridge)
Now I’ve given up hope
It’s better than eating eggs without yolks
Least I tried, but it weren’t enough
It’s better than being a cheese buff
Guess those pants just won’t come on
I’ll get some bigger ones…
Lyrics by Ian Cheah with Yours Truly
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